Rambo's run Monday 14th July 2008 at Hope Inn -1357
The true confessions of a Virgin Hasher
Hi everyone! - you don't know me, but I'm beginning to know all about you & the normal goings on of a running club that has a drinking problem or have I got that wrong!
I am an illegal immigrant from Poland who has a poor command of the English language, and wishes to lose her virginity with hope to trapping an English man who is naïve enough to believe that the hashers are runners.
So I duped my employer into taking me on a hash, this employer being called Tight Fit.
So here goes (forgive me if the English isn't good!) My employer and I arrived at Hope Inn in glorious Burmantofts – a site reminiscent of Eastern European brutalist architecture ie: very much home from home. We went on the run dodging half naked children and women of an easy persuasion,stepping over drunken men in the streets.
We then saw Leeds attempt at European living, crossing open sewers and a man with an enormous ball, whereupon many female hashers queued up to have sex with him! - I kept my distance.
Back at the Hope we enjoyed offerings from the Landlord, some of which I was forced to swallow. As an illegal immigrant, I was of course used to this.
I think I might come again
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