Venue -The New Inn,Calverley
Hares - Mojo and Cheesie
Mojo is rapidly becoming the guy who only runs his won trails - however at the rate he lays them Mojo will have 30 runs this year.
Not run from this gaff for many a day -good pub,great weather for a change and as usual with Mojo and Cheesie,damn good trail.
When you are stand in R.A.for the evening it is like true life confessions - hashers fess up big style to all kinds of shit inadvertently,especially Talking Pussy,as shall be revealed later.
Trail was mainly off road and lasted about an hour and it was back to pub where the pool club was in fullsession - landlord rescued us be opening up the downstairs restaurant for the down downs - good job the food wasn't Austrian. Turned out great as the room was tiny and even a whisper echoed around the room so great down down venue.
Again loads of returners from Oz,so due to unexpectedly high number of hashers anyone at the bar got back to empty plates -suc is life -motto of story - drink don't eat.
Hares - Mojo/Cheesie
Talking Pussy -Oz has Bondi,Ayres Rock,Barrier Reef and loads of Totty -what does T.P do one night - timethe length of the commercial breaks on Oz T.V. in his hotel one night-boring or what.
Wonky Donkey - for saying Jack Tar had done 300 or so runs and then prersenting me with his 400th scarf. Also for an Aussie Goverment Minister emailing the G.M.for her email number-must have been Government - his surname was Howard
Jack Tar - was presented with said 400th scarf and hailed as the inventor of the pink cricket ball -must have been Jack,everything else he has in pink,except Clueless of course.
Returners - F.D. and Magnum.
Jake and Bigfoot - for witnessing the Bali Hash self destruct on a prelube on the beach. Ended up in a big punch up where is was alleged everything got thrown about,tables,chairs and COCONUTS - doesn't happen like that in downtown Leeds.
Last but not least the peice de la resistance
Grope/Annie - while walking behind them on the trail Annie remarked to Grope - what a lovely trail,we haven't been here for a long time,to which Grope replied - i agree we should resurrect the old routes to which moi said that is now way to talk about Henry and Ginger.
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